Dr. Perry Cox M.D.

Weeeeeee~hell. I have everyone's medical file set up and ready to go. NOW. NONE of this information is going to do me any good unless I get my hands on actual medical equipment. So, if any of you out there wants to give me a good idea on where to find said medical equipment now would be the time to say something.

I also need supplies from a Vet office as well as welding tools. Don't be little ninnies and ask questions. Just the information would be fine.

Alrighty, anyone I may have missed, i have forms prepared for you all to come fill out.  So please, do me a huge favor and save your life fill one out.  I'm not going to track you all down, so if you want the Doc to be in when you get hurt, this little paper will save your life. 

Alrighty, People have been telling me this is the fight between heaven and hell and wouldn't ya know it! I got stuck on the hell side. Now, I really almost don't want to believe this, unless the She-Bitch is here. Because if she isn't, i'm going to go right ahead and assume that this is my vacation and i'm gonna sit back, drink my scotch and watch you little ninies duke it out on your own backassward terms.

As for disturbing me... Don't. Because honestly? I could care so little for your whining that I may just pass out. So save us both the trouble and keep it to yourself.


God, if this is your idea of a joke i'm going to be very disappointed.