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Dr. Perry Cox M.D. ([info]coxtastic) wrote,
@ 2008-05-01 13:16:00

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Current mood: angry
Entry tags:alessa, balam, dr. cox, emerald, jazz, strix

Alrighty, People have been telling me this is the fight between heaven and hell and wouldn't ya know it! I got stuck on the hell side. Now, I really almost don't want to believe this, unless the She-Bitch is here. Because if she isn't, i'm going to go right ahead and assume that this is my vacation and i'm gonna sit back, drink my scotch and watch you little ninies duke it out on your own backassward terms.

As for disturbing me... Don't. Because honestly? I could care so little for your whining that I may just pass out. So save us both the trouble and keep it to yourself.


God, if this is your idea of a joke i'm going to be very disappointed.


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[info]strix
2008-05-02 10:45 pm UTC (link)
If you're talking about Lilith, she isn't here, at least that I know of.

And if you're not here to fight, what are you here to do?

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-02 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Actually, i'm talking about my Ex-wife, who if you ever run into, i'd turn tail and run the other way because she makes Lilith look like an angel. And as I stated before (which i'll restate because you just can't seem to get it. i'll even say it in smaller words.)

This. Is. My. Vacation. Vacation, in case you couldn't figure out, is a time away from work where you sit on your ass and do nothing. Do you need me to break that down into smaller words?

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[info]strix
2008-05-02 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Heh. We'll see what Lucifer has to say about that.

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-02 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh, my god. You're still talking.

Why are you still talking?

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[info]strix
2008-05-02 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Wow. You are a pain the ass. No wonder the other side wouldn't have you.

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-02 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Again with the talking. You seem to have a problem with that. I am a doctor, I can check that out for you if you'd like.

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[info]strix
2008-05-02 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Ah, I see now. A doctor!

Now was that so hard a thing to divulge?

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-02 11:04 pm UTC (link)
See, there's a distinct difference between 'what are you here to do' and 'what do you do for a living'. If you had asked the latter, we wouldn't have had such a painful conversation (and I do mean that.)

So maybe next time ya learn to ask exactly WHAT you want to know and maybe, juuuu~hust maybe i'll answer.

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(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:34 pm UTC

[info]lady_serpent
2008-05-02 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, I've already taken up the She-Bitch position here~

If you want to be the resident Hermit, that is fine by me~

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-02 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh goody! When Jordan gets here (because she will, just to twist that knife into my side) You two can duke it out.

And I'll have to stand over you when you fall and laugh because Gosh Darnit, Jordan didn't earn that title just to lose it. Jordan hasn't lost anything that's belonged to her ever.

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[info]strix
2008-05-02 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Including your balls, apparently.

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-02 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Part of the Alimony.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-05-02 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Of course, it'd be my pleasure to knock around some pussy. Any man worth his manliness, like you, couldn't resist a good cat fight, eh~?

Not that she sounds like much of a challenge, since she obviously lost you. Unless you never belonged to her in the marital sense in the first place?

Cheers to never getting married~

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-02 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Actually, the She-Bitch i'm referring to is my Ex-Wife, so yes I did 'belong to her'. So your pathetic attempt at forming some sort of friendship with me over being single doesn't work. At all.

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(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_serpent, 2008-05-02 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-02 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_serpent, 2008-05-02 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_serpent, 2008-05-03 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_serpent, 2008-05-02 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_serpent, 2008-05-02 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:18 am UTC

[info]silverknight
2008-05-02 11:39 pm UTC (link)
From the sound of your message I assume you are a medic.

That's good, because this 'event' is terribly lacking in such a master of torture.

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[info]strix
2008-05-02 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Don't expect much. I think the best kind of torture he might good at lists somewhere under "Inane Babbling".

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[info]silverknight
2008-05-02 11:45 pm UTC (link)
*shrugs*

You can kill people with less.

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-02 11:43 pm UTC (link)
If there's any torture going on, its torture on my end. Seriously, why are you people bothering me?

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[info]silverknight
2008-05-02 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I am here because you remind me of another medic that often threatened to reconfigure us to toasters if we bothered him againwith our maladies.

He would like you very much.

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-02 11:48 pm UTC (link)
That's actually a good one. If I ever figure out how to do that, I will. Or how about toads? I can make you one giant toad.

And I bet he would bother me just as much as you are.

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(no subject) - [info]silverknight, 2008-05-02 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]silverknight, 2008-05-02 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-02 11:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]silverknight, 2008-05-03 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silverknight, 2008-05-03 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silverknight, 2008-05-03 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silverknight, 2008-05-03 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silverknight, 2008-05-03 01:30 am UTC

[info]bring_god_down
2008-05-03 03:05 am UTC (link)
Not the easy type to be disturbed, sir?

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-03 03:06 am UTC (link)
Not the type to want to be disturbed.

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[info]bring_god_down
2008-05-03 03:07 am UTC (link)
Only the masochists like that.

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(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 03:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bring_god_down, 2008-05-03 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bring_god_down, 2008-05-03 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 03:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bring_god_down, 2008-05-03 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 03:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bring_god_down, 2008-05-03 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 07:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]strix, 2008-05-03 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coxtastic, 2008-05-03 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bring_god_down, 2008-05-03 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heaven_within, 2008-05-03 09:47 pm UTC

[info]human_body
2008-05-03 07:44 am UTC (link)
If there's any She-Bitches around, i'm settin' them on fire and eatin' them when they finally stop moving.

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[info]coxtastic
2008-05-03 07:49 am UTC (link)
Try all you want. I'm fairy sure she'd have you on your knees begging for your life if she were to get her hands on you.

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