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Dr. Perry Cox M.D. (coxtastic) wrote,
@ 2008-06-13 13:16:00

Current mood:

bitchy

[Voice Post]

[Loud shrill whistle]

Gather 'round people. ...Closer. Closerrrr. Now listen up. I don't really care if half of you out there (And beliee~heve me, I'm refereeing to you in Asgard as well) are sadists, but please. If you're gonna do something like that, don't make it public. That's just wrong on so many levels, alright? People really don't need or want to hear that. I could go my entire life without hearing about your sexcapades.

[/Voice Post]

When the hell did I turn into the Bobotron? When did I decide it was a good idea to start ignoring people that needed help? I'm supposed to be a doctor. Doctors don't pick sides, they just heal who's hurt, right? Does it even matter in the first place?

Rrrr, Get it together Perry. You're starting to sound like Newbie. oh~ho~ho dear God in Heaven. Please, someone shoot me if I start talking like Giselle.

Hey there Tiny Dancer~ I hear someone managed to thack ya good and hard. Are ya going to come for help, or are ya just going to sit there and be a stubborn little kid? Please, if yer a bit iffy on the 'be a stubborn kid' or 'come to the Doc and whine like a baby' decision, let he help by saying that I'm not going to tolerate any spinning til ya get lost again. And if there's any yipping, i'm going to send you to the doghouse. Mmkay? Piddling on the carpet is also a no-no.

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	rascal_phoenix 2008-06-14 05:07 am UTC (link)
	I may be a sadist, but I'm not a sex fiend, Coxy. So you won't have to suffer upset stomachs on my behalf. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Wow. People here really don't listen, do they? Don't make it public equals Don't talk about it equals don't tell me about it. I could honestly care less if you weren't a sex fiend. I just said don't tell me about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-06-14 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Get over yourself, you worthless bag of lard. If all you're going to do is bitch, moan, and groan, I might as well save you the trouble of standing this place much longer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Hey now. I work out far too much to be a worthless bag of lard. Much too pretty to be a worthless bag of lard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-06-14 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Congratulations, you exercise. You must feel mighty proud of yourself. Such a productive pasttime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Better then accidentally killing people on purpose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-06-14 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeeeeeah, no. But don't you worry, cuz everyone's still alive at the moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

coxtastic
2008-06-14 05:58 am UTC (link)

Noooooooooyeah.

And I damn well intend to keep them that way. Except maybe you. What with that Lone Ranger attitude ya've got going there. Because Lone Rangers don't like people touching them, helping them, saving them, yadda yadda yadda. But I gotta give you props. Out of everyone I've seen here, you are quite possibly the single most cliche, overdone, overused, outdated and completely unnecessary character type I've seen.

{ooc: Oh gawd, I DON'T AGREE WITH HIM. D= He's just in a pissy mood. i'msosorry DX}

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rascal_phoenix
2008-06-14 06:10 am UTC (link)

I don't care if you're a doctor. I wouldn't care if you were Jesus. If you think I'm keeping you at arm's length (but if you wanna get CLOSER, just say it) because I don't know what's best for me, then you obviously don't have a clue.

And I didn't realize you specialized in mental evaluations there, Doc. Especially when it comes to people you've never met. Talk about completely unnecessary, sweetheart. Stick to your corner - you've been doing great there.

{AN: If it helps - I love your insults and your rendition of Dr. Cox. And because I love Dr. Cox that much, you can insult Sal to no end. Sal might get a bit miffed, but I'm ROFLing over here. It's fine ^_^.}

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	coxtastic 2008-06-14 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Jesus H Cox, That's me! I'll even use a little smiley face to make this moment even more special. =D And Bravo for completely proving what I just said. Thank you, *NEXT!* {ooc: \o/! i'm so glad people like my Cox here. that.. sounds a little dirty, but the comment still stands! and he probably will be bugging Sal, just because.} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rascal_phoenix
2008-06-14 06:30 am UTC (link)

Wow, this bag of lard comes with a "funny bone". I guess we all need to be good at something.

Sorry, Coxy. Still here. Pity, isn't it.

{AN: Yes, I had to wash my hands after that. Well, good! Because, seriously, I'm not a natural insult machine, so Sal isn't either. Arguing with someone so quick on their feet helps me improve my ~~lack of~~ skills. And just because is a good enough reason for me!}

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	coxtastic 2008-06-14 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Awww, look! Its trying to be sarcastic! Here's a tip for ya there, Worf. Quotation marks aren't very "funny". Oh my god. It clings. Shoo little kid, shoo. {ooc: Oh lawd. New nickname is born! The insults actually take me a bit of time to come up with. Some of them pop out at me, while others take some thinking. huzzah for improving skills! \o/} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rascal_phoenix
2008-06-14 06:48 am UTC (link)

Don't tell me that's your professional opinion. Shame we can't sue bad insults for malpractice.

Maybe if you had a stick. Or a good reason to get rid of me. Other than the obvious fact you just can't stand me, you whiny little bitch.

{AN: XD Do you feel accomplished or what? Same here. I actually get a bit of a pat-on-the-back feeling when I get one out that's decent. But some were born to be said, that's for certain. The ones I used in this post weren't T_T. XD Cheers!}

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	coxtastic 2008-06-14 06:53 am UTC (link)
	And its a shame I can't kill on command. Is that... the best you can do? Whiny little bitch? Honestly? Cause here I am, throwing awesome insults left and right and you have yet to keep up. You really should work on that, Worf. {ooc: I do! Every time I come up with a good insult I actually sit up and go \o/ lol. I'm so pathetic sometimes XD} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rascal_phoenix
2008-06-14 07:07 am UTC (link)

Does this mean I get to insert my own smiley. =D

Insults left and right? That's right, I'm on my knees, cringing and on the verge of begging you to stop, please, stop!

{AN: XD! If I get really psyched about a good comeback, I'll run up and down two flights of stairs. But it's mostly due to the fact that I have a problem sitting still anyway, haha. I hope you continue being 'pathetic'. Beats any other option, I think.}

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	coxtastic 2008-06-14 07:11 am UTC (link)
	No </s>but you're gonna put one anyway, so why bother asking?</s> I'll stop when you admit that I am the greatest being in the universe. Until then, its left, right, up, down, forwards, and backwards. {ooc: I'll always be pathetic! its much more fun then being srs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-06-14 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Wow, a doctor that suffers from delusions. Not a good combination. Well, when you can come up with some good insults, you let 'em rip. But I can see your efforts haven't been in vain. Keep trying! ~~Wouldn't a backwards insult be a compliment...?~~ {AN: Indeed! =D} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

coxtastic
2008-06-14 07:31 am UTC (link)

The only delusions i'm suffering from are the ones telling me that the rest of humanity may, in fact, be worth saving.

I'll be sure to do that. And when you actually think of something funny, go ahead and call the old folks home my children will have put me into when i'm falling apart from the inside out. I'll be sure to give you that belly laugh you've been waiting for. It may be a bit dry and dusty, but by gosh i'll give it my best go!

~~No, it would be that mirror you look into every morning. The one telling you that you are a unique and beautiful snowflake.~~

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	midnight_prince 2008-06-14 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Make what public exactly, Doctor? Aren't you capable of ignoring what bothers you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 05:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm quite capable, thank you. But when my job here is to make sure you all keep your screwball lives intact, I can't just not read it all. What if someone were hurt and didn't want to tell me? Wouldn't be doing a good job then, now would I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	midnight_prince 2008-06-14 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I suppose not. Yet asking others to "censor" their entries does not seem, to me, to promote that you are concerned with their well-being. It's amusing. Hmm, though I suppose it's none of my concern, since you will never have to work on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 06:15 am UTC (link)
	All i'm really looking for is a 'hey doc, i'm hurt!' not a 'hey doc, I raped a man today!'. Noooo thank you. Thank God for that one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Light and Dr.Cox yagami_light 2008-06-14 06:57 am UTC (link)
	if you want to help me i have no qualms about it id rather get some help right now actually where should we meet? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Light and Dr.Cox coxtastic 2008-06-14 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Well lets see. How about you tell me where you are, you stay still, and I'll come out to you. That work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Light and Dr.Cox yagami_light 2008-06-14 07:16 am UTC (link)
	my room..uhm...102 i think (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Light and Dr.Cox coxtastic 2008-06-14 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Ooon my way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Light and Dr.Cox yagami_light 2008-06-14 07:22 am UTC (link)
	((OOC: If you wanna RP this, you can start a thread. I have to brb, helping my bro with something)) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 08:53 am UTC (link)
	sex...capades? XD Walter has NO clue what Cox is talking about. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 08:55 am UTC (link)
	No nono. I am not explaining this. I am not a 3rd grade teacher. If you have a question, i'm sure there's a book around here somewhere that would be happy to answer any questions you have. That book is not me. {ooc: oh gawd XDDDD your comment killed me.} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 09:03 am UTC (link)
	XD It made me lawl too. He's just a little lost. ._.;; i Know that. i Havent herd it be said that way, especially by a doctor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 09:09 am UTC (link)
	Well, congratulations! I'm So~ho glad I could be your first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 09:21 am UTC (link)
	...Schro would have so much fun with Cox. :} if he's accepted. ~~No wonder i Dont like or trust doctors.~~ im not that childish. i was in Highschool. Maybe even college. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 09:24 am UTC (link)
	Coulda fooled me. {OOC: Shro? =o} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 09:26 am UTC (link)
	gramer and speling tend too fly out the window when u've killed urself. Hellsing; Kohta Hirano~? ;3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 09:27 am UTC (link)
	...This is not the suicide ward. The suicide ward is three doors down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 09:29 am UTC (link)
	not Funny. im Serious. i Halve the scar too prove it. where the Cartoid artery is sposed to be, there's a scar, where i Stabed myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 09:40 am UTC (link)
	And this whole... stimulating conversation is supposed to make me interested how? {ooc: Lawd, he's being so rude to Walter D=} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 09:53 am UTC (link)
	Probably because you, dear Doctor, is making medical documents of sorts. Or did I hear wrong? XD Walter's used to that sort. I assumed Valtiel figured that out, not actually heard it. >_> (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 10:06 am UTC (link)
	No, you didn't hear wrong. ~~Are, not is. Grammar is easy, even for the walking dead.~~ Did ya fill out the paper I left for everyone? Or do you want to sit down like a little kid and have the big bad doctor talk you through it? {ooc: As if Perry would know the difficulty level of grammar between undead and the living. Ha!} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 10:15 am UTC (link)
	No, I didn't get the memo. ~~The fool intervened, apparently. And I'm not a fucking zombie.~~ I'm sure I can figure it out. XD! He's slightly unhappy at being called walking dead. XD He blames it on Walter. ~~Typical~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 10:20 am UTC (link)
	Then maybe ya should come get one. ~~You're dead. And you're walking. Sounds like the Walking Dead to me.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 10:24 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps I will. ~~Then what, pray tell, would you call someone who's died twice? The walking dead-yet-still-alive?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 10:28 am UTC (link)
	Well... Good. ~~They're still dead. And they're still walking. So... i'm going to go ahead and guess... Walking Dead.~~ {ooc: hahahah this is the most epic conversation ever!} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 10:30 am UTC (link)
	No snappy comeback? I'm almost hurt. ~~I find that racist against demons whatever you think I am.~~ XD This thread? memories. (X3 he feels left out cause he didn't get a comeback. Fun~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coxtastic 2008-06-14 10:36 am UTC (link)
	Snappy comebacks are not free, yanno. Ya have to work for them. ~~I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.~~ {ooc: oh yes! Most of Dr. Cox's conversations are memories worthy. He's just fun like that~} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holy_assumption 2008-06-14 10:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I'm "sorry" to misunderstand. ~~And yet, I'm still considered a fucking zombie. Nice.~~ :D I love your Cox, by the way~. XD especially because he made Valtiel go ooc for one post. Either that, or the muse is enjoying the back and forth a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

coxtastic
2008-06-14 10:43 am UTC (link)

Don't lie to me. No one is ever sorry. Why is e.v.e.r.y.o.n.e. using the quotation marks today? Why?

~~Zombies would be classified under Everyone, yes? Soooo, when I say I hate everyone equally, one would generally assume that would also include Zombies. How is this... not getting through to you?~~

{ooc: =D Thank you! I'm always scared that i'm RPing him wrong, so its nice to hear a word to the other side of the spectrum~}

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holy_assumption
2008-06-14 10:48 am UTC (link)

I never said I was. I using them to point out Sarcasm. ~~Better?~~

~~One problem with your theory. Not a zombie. If you have to berate me, at least do it properly.~~

:3 he's my second fave, next to the Janitor. ...dang. ~~one more to vy for an app. ;-;~~ X3; I always think my Walter isn't good enough, since every time I see a journal for him by someone else, he's always evil and a jerk, all around. So it scares me when I take him anywhere where there's 'new' players. (to me, at least.)

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	coxtastic 2008-06-14 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes. Much. Is there some law that says I have to do it properly? What if I wanted to do it improperly? Or what about abnormally? Inanely? Or what about Sarcastically? I like that one. {ooc: Lawl. last sane post of his before the body-switching event. Which you should check out. its hilarious~} (Reply to this) (Parent)