Dr. Perry Cox M.D.

Aaaand i'm done. Sick and tired of that book. Not only am I a fabulous doctor, I can now weld just about anything and those birds can get hurt all they want because now I can piece them all together in my sleep.  Now, if ya don't mind I am going to go find someplace other then this study hall and these books.  I suppose it'll be somewhere quiet with a bottle of alcohol.

Which brings me to my point.

I know the rest of you are just so increa~he~hedibly busy right now, what with all the preperation work you all must be doing juuuuuust like me, but please.  Keep your whiny behinds away from me for the next day or two.  I've stared at enough of your medical records to give me my fill of 'oh my god, lookit me lookit me I am just soooo special' for a lifetime.

[Accidental Video Post]

[Scene starts out in Neiflheim's backyard with no one in the picture. Its very quiet for a few seconds before a loud crash sounds off. A loud stream of curses is heard before what looks like Jazz stumbles into view. He's very unsteady on his legs and looks like he's trying his damndest to stay upright.]

Yanno. [The voice sounds like Jazz, but has a definite 'Dr Cox' ring to it.] Part of me wonders if Lucille really is Jordan in disguise. Only She Who Spawned Satan would think of-!!!

[Perry ducks as one of Jazz's weapon systems goes off randomly.]

FUCK.

[Video feed cuts out.]

{ooc: L-Lawl. I had to. It was just too good an opportunity. =D Feel free to laugh at the poor doctor as he spends the rest of his day standing in one spot not moving until this is all over.}

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[Loud shrill whistle]

Gather 'round people. ...Closer. Closerrrr. Now listen up. I don't really care if half of you out there (And beliee~heve me, I'm refereeing to you in Asgard as well) are sadists, but please. If you're gonna do something like that, don't make it public. That's just wrong on so many levels, alright? People really don't need or want to hear that. I could go my entire life without hearing about your sexcapades.

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Weeeeeee~hell. I have everyone's medical file set up and ready to go. NOW. NONE of this information is going to do me any good unless I get my hands on actual medical equipment. So, if any of you out there wants to give me a good idea on where to find said medical equipment now would be the time to say something.

I also need supplies from a Vet office as well as welding tools. Don't be little ninnies and ask questions. Just the information would be fine.

Alrighty, anyone I may have missed, i have forms prepared for you all to come fill out.  So please, do me a huge favor and save your life fill one out.  I'm not going to track you all down, so if you want the Doc to be in when you get hurt, this little paper will save your life. 

Alrighty, People have been telling me this is the fight between heaven and hell and wouldn't ya know it! I got stuck on the hell side. Now, I really almost don't want to believe this, unless the She-Bitch is here. Because if she isn't, i'm going to go right ahead and assume that this is my vacation and i'm gonna sit back, drink my scotch and watch you little ninies duke it out on your own backassward terms.

As for disturbing me... Don't. Because honestly? I could care so little for your whining that I may just pass out. So save us both the trouble and keep it to yourself.


God, if this is your idea of a joke i'm going to be very disappointed.